Announcing: The Most Accurate Weather Predictor in History Says "Summer May Set 'off-the-charts' Heat Records"
After last winter, I hope you're finally enjoying the warm summer sunshine.
As good as this weather feels now… there's a big chance of UNREAL heat coming our way. No weather prediction is 100% accurate, but the one I'm about to quote has been the most accurate.
Over the past two-hundred twenty-one years, the Old Farmer's Almanac has been one of THE most accurate weather predictors, bar none. So I take it VERY seriously when they say this summer will deliver "above average temperatures for nearly every part of the United States." (Translation: It's going to be very hot.)
How to Really Beat the Heat. Make sure your cooling systems are in the best possible health now. Just like checking up on your car before a long road trip, your cooling equipment needs periodic maintenance (plus a couple of cooling 'tricks' that <COMPANY> techs can perform) to help it run like new. And by the way, it's MUCH less expensive to prevent problems than to fix 'em once they're broken. (Yes, I'd make more money if you waited, but that's not the goal here!)
The time to prepare is BEFORE the heat. If you wait until everyone else does, you're almost certain to have to "wait it out" until someone can get to you; PLUS, you'll pay full-tilt prices. NO ONE will be discounting during peak demand.
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